Hope you laugh!

OK, since I'm not feeling up to posting anything great (still) I've decided I'll do the next best thing and try to find some good jokes to keep everyone smiling. Sure beats the heck out of moaning about PMS and cramps!

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog.
All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!"
The blind man replies, "Just looking around."


A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up."
Right away, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"