Ok, every pun is intended on this one. What bugs me is that bugs, especially those that jump unpredictably, always seem to appear in the bathroom while you're in the middle of doing your business. They don't show up when you first walk in, or when you're getting ready to brush your teeth, or even while you're getting ready to clean the toilet. Noooo.... they have to wait until you're totally indisposed and then magically appear. And what can you do? They have you at their mercy! Screaming does no good, there's a short supply of weapons available... all you can do is hurry up and pray that the offender doesn't attack!
I think I'll have the last laugh this time though... my cats are hunting down that ol' cricket right now and will deliver the message that he's not welcome near this queen's throne! Good kitty, kitty!
4 comments:
That is hysterical! Maybe I could find a use for a cat.
HAHA SOOO true! Ugh I hate bugs. I would defnitely have a cat if my hubby wasn't so allergic to them!
Ugh! Right after we moved to Ohio, I was busy doing my business, when the BIGGEST, HAIRIEST, bug, with the MOST LEGS EVER ON ANY CREATURE ON EARTH, crawled under the door and came straight for me!!!! It was VERY FAST!!!! I screamed bloody murder, and James came to my rescue! Ah, my hero!!!
You are all wimps- take it from a native Ohioan- this isn't anything!
Oh- but maybe have a way to get a new furry pet (cat)-(not insect). My hubby likes (but is allergic) cats, and really hates bugs. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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