Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Another good joke

Here's a cute one I got from a good friend:
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lake side cottage after a morning of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins toread her book. The peace and solitude are absolutely magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book", she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?) "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
Moral? Do Not Argue with a woman... especially one who is independent and reads.


Papa D said...

Wow. I'll have to remember that one.

Papa D said...

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Leslie said...

Very funny, Patty!

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ANTSYLLI said...

That is too funny. I loved it and shared it with my friends.