I've got to thank Elaine for sending this joke to me. Hope it makes you laugh!
Football FINALLY makes sense..........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After thegame, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially thetight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn'tunderstand why they were killing each other over 25cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then forthe rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!''I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"