Ok, every pun is intended on this one. What bugs me is that bugs, especially those that jump unpredictably, always seem to appear in the bathroom while you're in the middle of doing your business. They don't show up when you first walk in, or when you're getting ready to brush your teeth, or even while you're getting ready to clean the toilet. Noooo.... they have to wait until you're totally indisposed and then magically appear. And what can you do? They have you at their mercy! Screaming does no good, there's a short supply of weapons available... all you can do is hurry up and pray that the offender doesn't attack!
I think I'll have the last laugh this time though... my cats are hunting down that ol' cricket right now and will deliver the message that he's not welcome near this queen's throne! Good kitty, kitty!